Hello! Welcome to Ona Ross and Carrie this show where we don't just report on French

science, spirituality and claims of the paranormal map! No, that would be dumb! We show up ourselves.

That's right! When they make the claims, we show up so you don't have to. I'm Ross Blotcher.

And I'm Carrie Poppy. And in this episode, we are going to find the cure for cancer.

Finally! We're going to try at least. I feel like this has been irresponsible of us to have

been doing this show for five years. And only now we're finding the cure for cancer. We could have

just taken one trip to Mexico for a hundred dollars each and figured this shit out anytime.

It's kind of criminal that we haven't done it yet. But we finally did it. Cainter's done. We did it.

So we found out about these tours because of... Drew Spears. Yeah.

Hero, handsome. Who you may remember from our Ouija board episode? Yes, or our essential oils episode.

Where they first met him. Yeah, so Drew and I were at lessons. One of our favorite natural food

stores used to be owned by a homophobe. Here's not to be anymore. Not the point anyway. We were there.

And Drew found a sheet that said, come to this natural cancer cures seminar thing in LA.

But the day that we looked at it, it was already the second day of a three day thing.

Oh, wow. You're like, oh, shoot, too late. Yeah, yeah. But then Drew came home and looked it up and

he was like, you guys, this organization takes people on tours to Tijuana, Mexico, where you can

visit all these different alternative cancer clinics here about the ways that they both prevent

and supposedly treat or cure cancer. And it's only like a hundred bucks a piece.

I think the way I heard about it was from you texting me and saying, you want to get on a bus

to Mexico and learn about cancer cures. And you said, yeah, of course, of course I do. How did you know?

I am Ross Balcher. I say, yeah, that's what we did. We both forked over a hundred dollars.

And well, we didn't hear back from them for a while. Like you sent in a check with both of us and

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