Rosebud Baker

Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Ari Mannis

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Rosebud is about to get married and in a fight with her papa.

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0:00.0	I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life for the average person, Ari.
0:18.0	I don't know why anybody would listen to this.
0:20.5	I know I won't.
0:24.3	Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.
0:31.8	You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?
0:39.3	It doesn't make any sense, Ari.
0:40.7	This is a horrible idea.
0:42.7	You're listening to Unlicensed.
0:44.6	Unlicensed.
0:45.9	Unlicensed.
0:46.3	Unlicensed.
0:46.3	Unlicensed therapy with Ari Minis.
0:49.8	And also, just so you know, I'm not here to, like, get some sort of scoop or anything.
0:56.5	Right.
0:56.9	So if you say something you regret later, I'll take it out.
1:00.0	Okay.
1:00.6	Yeah, if you say the N-word a few times or whatever word that sometimes slips out.
1:05.0	That does it.
1:05.8	It's not generally one that slips.
1:07.9	Really?
1:08.8	I mean, I feel like when people say that, they say it pretty deliberately.
1:12.1	That's the one word that I just won't fucking say.
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