meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne artificially inseminates Kim Congdon | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #026

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Comedienne Kim Congdon stops by Roseanne’s house to talk about women in comedy, fighting woke culture and how all male comics are mentally ill degenerates. They also iron out the details for getting one of Roseanne’s fertilized and frozen eggs implanted into Kim’s uterus.

Kim Congdon:

https://www.instagram.com/kimcongdon

------------------------------------------------

Sponsored By:

The Wellness Company: Use code RB to save 10% at

Checkout on life saving medicine kits at https://www.twc.health/rb

Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code ROSEANNE at https://www.manscaped.com

Goto https://www.rblikesgold.com and let Goldco help you protect your family's wealth. Again that's https://www.rblikesgold.com

C60 Evo: Go to http://c60evo.com/roseanne and use code ROSEANNE for 10% off your purchase..

------------------------------------------------

Follow Roseanne:

Website: https://www.roseannebarr.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/officialroseannebarr

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialroseannebarr

Twitter: https://twitter.com/therealroseanne

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/roseanneworld

Rumble: https://rumble.com/user/roseannebarrpodcast

Merch: https://www.roseannebarr.com/shop

------------------------------------------------

Co-host /Producer: Jake Pentland

https://twitter.com/jakezuccproof

------------------------------------------------

Music: "Synthetic World" by Swamp Dogg: https://youtu.be/2_uOB0455VI

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Spark your creativity with the Sims. Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative

0:07.0

and you have to go in search of your creative spark again.

0:10.0

Maybe this is catching up with creative friends, experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe.

0:16.0

And thanks to The Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.

0:21.3

Ready to spark something. Download The Sims 4 and play for free.

0:27.0

Greetings humans and Earthlings. I'm excited to have you here with me to discuss female comedy genius, which the world needs to be so much more aware of as it is the only hope

0:49.0

for the future of humanity.

0:52.2

And my guess is the perfect guess to discuss that with me Kim

0:55.5

kong done. Yeah you got it. I said it right. No one ever gets it. Yeah it's an

1:01.4

unusual name. Well welcome to the podcast thank you for having me this is

1:05.4

fucking awesome now we're gonna cut to the there's no cut oh I thought you

1:10.7

that guy comes in so you see.

1:14.4

Oh yeah, but I do that in it.

1:16.0

Patience is wearing thin.

1:19.0

In the synthetic bullshit fucking world we're living in.

1:25.0

Oh, you see

1:31.0

my patience is growing.

1:32.0

Listen, I love you and I wanted to go right into the first night I ever met you.

1:38.0

It was at the magical vortex other worldliness of Mitsy Shores Karmick comedy store on Sunset Boulevard.

1:50.4

Yes, yeah, it was a what a night. I was so excited when you were there and I tried to be really cool about it.

1:58.0

And I thought you were really cool. I'm glad you thought because I stalked you to the back. I saw you go back there. I said,

2:03.8

I'm going to let her get a little high and then I'm going to go say hello.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Roseanne Barr, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Roseanne Barr and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.