We are recording. So whenever you're ready, I'm ready as a mother fucker. I'd love to hear that. Let's go.

Go. Okay. So I just say, hey, how are you doing humans?

I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're with me. Just me alone. So I can tell you what's going to happen.

Well, I'm here. I'm here too. Yeah, I'm here with my son, Jake, who I consider is just part of my own body.

I don't think that he's like, I don't know. I think he's one of my personalities is how I handle my relationship with all my kids.

Later, I realized, oh, wait, they were autonomous. They weren't in my body. I don't know. It's weird separation anxiety. But anyway, welcome to the Rose Ann Bar podcast.

My mother is sick. We had our regular podcast scheduled. We had to cancel and re-schedule with our guests. I feel really bad about it because she actually is Kim Kong and she changed her flight.

But my mom has a cold. Kim is recording her comedy special and didn't want to risk getting sick. So. Yeah, no shit. I don't blame her. I said, you broke the collar. I'm sick because that's the worst thing a comic can do to another comic.

Because in fact, I'm just before they're special. Just because you want a mom for ratings. Yeah, exactly. So to be nice, we did not do that podcast and we didn't want to go a week without doing a podcast.

So my mother being the consummate professional has decided to still do a podcast today, although from her bed, she's not feeling well. And that's why we're doing it. But between you and I, you and I, the audience, my mother has been trying to do this podcast from her bed for 20 years.

So this is a great day for her longer than 20. My ideal dream of when I first came to Hollywood was to do my show just from my bed and have like charge only like 20 people to come and see it, but charge him each $1 million.

And, you know, kind of like Barbara Streisand did. She's my idol while she was till she went fucking apesh it. I don't know what happened to him. They want to stay so left that they don't realize it changed and they went full on right. But anyways, here we are the night before Hanukkah where I can start telling people the real truth about everything in the world that I really think I can be my real self because Hanukkah is my real self.

Because Hanukkah is my very favorite holiday in the world ever. It's a wonderful holiday because it's about expanding light and light in this context means the light of intelligence.

How intelligence just is just it's unstoppable the human intelligence when we really tap into it when we step beneath and behind and over the piles of bullshit they put for us to consume and take up all our thinking time about all which toothpaste should I use.

And just in that clear space so you can really, really see about Hanukkah being about every night of eight being expanded light eight times light every night. So that's eight times eight, which is 64 my right, Jay.

Yes, that is the correct math. Yes. So 64 is a big nice number that we like, right? Yes. So 64 times light think about that.

So you're saying we have more ability and power to spread awareness and light in this time, right? Is that what you're getting at?

No, nobody can spread nothing except terms. Right.

We do have we will have increased ability to receive light from the theater, not from each other because we don't know what the fuck we're doing.

And I want to say that and people need to hear it too, not one of us know this is the first thing about truth or light, not one of us.

Some a little bit more than others, but only the creator knows that stuff and the rest of us just have big mouths and big egos and wants to go around pretend and we speak for the creator when we sure a shit do not.

But we can receive more light from the creator. We have to be able to plug in to the correct energy at the right time for the right reason with the right people.

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