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Three two one.

D. L'A. L'L. L'A. L'O'S.

Parez Hilton.

With my man, Chris Booker.

Chris Booker, and Booker, baby.

And one and only world famous Perez, Perez.

Perez, Perez, Perez,

Perez, Hilton.

It's the P. H.P.

Hey guys, welcome to the P. H.P. A Booker, he's Perez, how you doing?

I, before getting on the podcast, had this fantasy idea.

You know I'm the cheapest person on the planet, but if this exists even if it costs several thousand dollars I would probably spend it on this

Really? Have you heard the buzz about that one Netflix show about the woman that declutters people's lives?

Well it's a new Netflix show and it's getting a lot of buzz.

There needs to be somebody like that but for non physical clutter meaning somebody to organize my time

efficiency truly I would pay money for that and I bet you there are other people who

would I want somebody to ghost me, follow me around, sit next to me,

look at me when I'm on my laptop every day, and for a week analyze how I operate every week and tell me all of the things that I should stop. I

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