Rory Uphold
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2023
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
Rory Uphold, host of Crimes of the Heart and self-described skin care obsessive joins the show to talk about performing pop music at schools and ice cream shops, attending a performing arts high school, selling multiple television shows, being inspired by heartbreak, what music taught her, getting impregnated by a guy who was cheating on her, butt plugs, The Rules and so much more. Plus we talked about skin care and did rounds of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen as your new |
| 0:26.8 | best friend. |
| 0:27.8 | I'm sitting here in my studio with my guest. |
| 0:31.6 | I have already given her a secret task. |
| 0:35.0 | She's going to report back. |
| 0:36.5 | Everyone, please put your hands together for Rory Uphold. |
| 0:40.5 | Toney, I did it again. |
| 0:45.3 | Hi, hello, welcome. |
| 0:47.0 | I did it again. |
| 0:47.6 | I did the thing where I fucked up the intro. |
| 0:50.2 | How so? |
| 0:50.8 | Well, because I think the way you're supposed to do it, |
| 0:54.5 | from maniacs like Jimmy Fallon. |
| 0:56.5 | This is what I've learned. |
| 0:57.6 | Did you read that article about it? |
| 1:00.7 | I have not read that article, but I fell asleep reading it last night, but everyone keeps |
| 1:04.2 | telling me to read it. |
| 1:05.5 | So I fell asleep because I was tired. |
| 1:07.8 | I don't think it's because the article is boring or anything. |
| 1:10.5 | I don't think that there is a true smoking gun in the article like I want there to be. |
| 1:15.8 | But it still seems to be enough that he seems like a jerk to work for. |
| 1:20.6 | Yeah. |
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