Rory Scovel

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Rory Scovel feels grateful about being Conan O’Brien’s best friend. Rory sits down with Conan to talk about selling the most bizarre bits onstage, fights in the audience, and his new podcast Dads. Later, Conan recalls his search for family roots in Dungarvan, Ireland. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Rory Skovol and I feel grateful about being Conan O'Brien's best friend.
0:30.0	Hi, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to another episode of Conan O'Brien needs a friend, the podcast
0:43.4	slash scam where I get people I really like. From afar to talk to me and I force them to be my good friend.
0:52.4	Here in Sonia, you're on your phone. Why are you on your phone? Is everything okay? Everything's fine.
0:58.5	I'm checking Instagram. Why were you seriously? We were taping you're gonna get a podcast. You are getting paid.
1:04.8	You get paid, don't you? I think so. I hope not. Oh, what? Seriously, you do what were you seriously checking
1:11.1	Instagram? Yeah, I just was. So that's how much you regard what we do here. No, no, hold on, hold on.
1:17.8	Excuse me. Gorley's on his phone as well. Yeah. Seriously, why are you guys on your phone?
1:22.4	Well, it takes you a while to get into it. It's always like, hey guys, it's Conan and I like doing this.
1:28.7	That's a part that is as vital as any other part. I know, but I know how it goes. So I would just
1:34.1	seem like, okay, I should just check my... No, no, no, no. Up front is sacred. That is like a prayer.
1:40.0	It is. That is as precious as a prayer. It is us holding hands and saying a prayer together.
1:46.8	It's us holding hands and me saying, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend and you're checking
1:50.5	Instagram. Yes. And Gorley over here is trying to buy, you know, best Truman's
1:56.5	upper dental plate on Etsy. I got it. You got it? Oh, good.
2:00.9	God. Seriously, I want there to be a new commitment to the podcast because I feel you guys are taking
2:05.8	it for granted. I never do. Hold on, I'm texting Gorley. I'm texting on the trailer.
2:09.8	Okay, I get it. Okay, that's funny. We're doing the thing. He said, let's get out of here.
2:15.6	That's great. Everyone has their little fun time. You're just sad you're not included.
2:20.3	No, I'm not sad. I'm not included. I'm deadly serious about this podcast. It's become...
2:26.2	I'm saying this is a man with two children and a wife. I think I care about this podcast more than
2:31.2	anything else on earth. Oh, you do? Yeah. Okay. I think it nourishes me more and I have more
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