Let's podcast alongside Dimitri Ravanos.

Oh, hi, everybody.

I'm Joe Ovias.

Jilio is on assignment today.

Assignment being golf.

Take a goddamn break. Hey, man, that too. I've been out of... My last two weeks have been dumb, and we'll get to that in a hey, Joe. I've been called a lot. Yeah, yeah, you're in the bullpen. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, we'll get to that in Hey, Joe, because I got an amusing Hey Joe reference that speaks near and dear to my old school radio hard.

Okay.

But we get things started with golf, something that's completely in our wheelhouse, DeBitry.

Do we have to start with golf?

Actually, yes. Yes. It's funny. Caleb, my 17 year old, came back from guitar lessons and he's

seeing me watching the Masters with Rory. It was pretty compelling. It's funny. I started watching

it. Rory does the double bogey right out of the gate. And of course, everybody's having this like,

no, Rory, because he's got a long history of this, which kind of ties into the story of why yesterday was pretty cool to watch. And Rory said after the, after the, the final round when he was talking to Jim Nance, that it was good for him to just do that right out of the gate because it woke his ass up. Like, hey, man, like, you can't get any worse than this, right? Of course, he can always get worse because he did put in the drink at one time. Of course, he misses a pot to win it on 18 after a pretty good bunker shot. And of course, it goes to the overtime format. You're thinking he's cooked because of all the demons. Yeah. I mean, I'm kind of like laying down the line of why all of this is pretty compelling storylines, pretty compelling sports. Like Alex Kersner over at Slate and Split Zone Duo said that this might be the best sports like event or like how it all played out in recent memory, at least in the last five years. Yeah, yeah. So Caleb just kind of, it's like, why are you watching golf?

I was like, man, I watch golf three times a year.

The Masters is one of them.

What are the other two?

I mean, I usually watch the U.S. Open.

Why?

I mean, it's a major.

Oh, just because it's a major.

It's just because it's a major.

Okay. I'll watch a major or something like that. But it's not like I'm, I don't gamble on golf. Yeah. So shout out to Giulio. So I'm not sitting here compelled. I did ask Jillio last week, like, what's the weekend that more men tell their families to F off? Is it Master's weekend,

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