Rory Calls In, Ted Cruz's Purple Labia

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Sarah has Rory call in and discusses Ted Cruz's Purple Labia. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ Please support our sponsors: Bluechew.com offers men a performance enhancement for the bedroom. Visit https://www.bluechew.com and get your first order free when you use promo code SILVERMAN. Just pay $5 shipping. Apostrophe is a prescription skincare company for people that are ready to take their acne seriously. Visit https://www.apostrophe.com/SILVERMAN to get your dermatology visit for $15 off. Sweaty Betty’s 5-star rated Power Leggings have helped women crush millions of workouts in style with no excuses for years. Try them for yourself. Visit https://www.sweatybetty.com/SILVERMAN Brooklinen offers a 365-day money-back guarantee on all their products which go way beyond sheets! Brooklinen has comforters, pillows, towels, even loungewear - and more! Visit https://www.Brooklinen.com and use promo code SILVERMAN to get $25 off when you spend $100 or more, PLUS free shipping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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2:07.2	want to sit on it bare-asked.
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