Snap Judgment Studios.

Studios. Okay, so I grew up on a small farm, right? Animals everywhere. Cows, horses, goats,

chickens, dogs, cats. My brother had a snake and a turtle. I had a parakeet. And on a small farm like ours,

it is super hard work. Long, long year, back-breaking labor,

through the freezing cold, the tropical heat.

And so what of some point, after all that, you want to go on vacation?

To take a break, head down to Florida, lay on the beach for a while, maybe even a

quick trip to Disney World. What do you do? What do you do? You stay your sorry but at home. That's what you do because these

cows ain't gonna milk themselves. These chickens are gonna muck their own coops.

I promise you that.

So pull up a chair from her boy, you ain't going nowhere.

Nowhere, never, never, nowhere, never.

Farmers, they like the trade stories over the fire, about how Jack McNair thought he could

go to the cabin out by the lake and stay overnight with his little lady friend. Oh, the night came back to find his barn a smoldering ruin.

You do not get a day off because in having an animal, you make a pack with the animal. Yes you might

eat it later on someday but until that time arrives you have a responsibility, asylum obligation to take care of that animal.

So even if you want to ride, Pirates of the Caribbean, visit the Gibbs Shop, there are certain things you can't do.

And that's why today,

on-stamp judgment, we proudly present

Rudy the Pig.

A very different kind of animal story.

Remember, never think for even a moment about where they can come from when you're listening.

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