Roommates

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2016

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Listen, this may sound sudden but... we want you to m of in to this episode with us! We should let you know, we have a few ground rules. First, you have to listen and then you have to enjoy. We're talking about ROOMMATE etiquette this week! How do you deal with sharing food? What do you do when dishes don't get done? How do you go about having guests over? What if you want to get a pet?! WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH NOTES?! Also, what's the history of cohabitation? There's a lot to unpack here, please get these boxes out of our shared living space. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Travis, you seem very excited to record this podcast.
0:02.8	Well, I have a new lease on life.
0:05.0	It's Shranners! Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife host Teresa McElroy and this is Schmanners
0:36.9	It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions. Hello, my dove. Hello, how are you? I am well. How are you sir? You know I'm having a great day. Are you having a good day? Yes. I believe I am. You're getting a lot done. Taking care of paying bills and calling health insurance people?
0:53.2	You're having a great day.
0:55.4	I'm having a very productive day, yes.
0:57.8	I've mostly been watching TV on my computer, so I,
1:02.4	oh, just so everyone at home knows knows you may from time to time hear buttercup
1:05.9	scratching around on the bed she's got a cone on her head because she's having some
1:10.8	allergy issues and we don't want her to chew on herself.
1:14.0	So if you hear that it's not somebody trying to break into the podcast.
1:18.0	It's just our dog being a dummy.
1:21.2	Yeah, but she's so cute that cone.
1:23.6	She is.
1:24.4	She's very cute and it's fun to toss treats into
1:27.0	and dirty laundry and stuff.
1:29.4	All right, well, let's get on with it, dear.
1:31.4	Okay, so Teresa, let me ask you a question.
1:34.4	Before we get started, how am I as a roommate?
1:38.4	You are not the worst roommate I've ever had. Yeah, I did it. I listen. I'm going into this knowing that I am not the world's best roommate
1:50.9	ask anybody ask Brent the world's best roommate. Ask anybody. Ask Brent.
1:54.8	Ask the guy that lived with me in college
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