ROOMMATES FROM HELL

The Brohio Podcast

The Bros of Brohio

Social Sciences, Society & Culture, Documentary, Science

4.6 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Ever wonder if your roommate is secretly a psychopath? This week on Brohio, we're diving into Roommates From Hell—a collection of roommate horror stories featuring nightmare tenants, filthy living conditions, bizarre behavior, criminal activity, and the kind of chaos that makes you question humanity. From passive-aggressive warfare to full-blown insanity, these stories prove that sometimes the scariest thing in your house isn't a ghost... it's the person splitting the rent.
Grab a drink, lock your bedroom door, and join us for some of the wildest roommate stories we've ever heard.

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0:00.0	I'll tell you what, Rob dog.
0:18.8	You fucked a lot of shit up over the years. But that theme song, dude, you really got that right. Every time I hear that, I'm just ready to go. So it really, you know, I don't get too worked up about, you know, any of your transgressions or anything like that. I just focus on the good. And that is good quality shit right there, man.
0:38.7	Broken clocks right twice a day, right?
0:42.2	Speaking of broken cocks and broken clocks, hello, everyone.
0:45.4	I'm the delicious Nicolicious.
0:47.2	I'm Rob Doggett, guys.
0:48.2	He's having a grape zero sugar powerade.
0:52.1	Fucking thirsty, man.
0:53.4	I'd just stop and get this on the way over here because i was
0:55.6	about about to fall out them sugar-free powerades aren't they just elite they're so good
1:00.8	top notch i put that little posting in the closed group about a little thing i do where i take a
1:05.6	zero sugar gatorade usually an orange but you can change it around and then optimum protein on you Walmart, Meyer, tartar. You're going to say you add sugar. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, I had three cups of sugar. Now, they make this protein powder pretty accessible. Like I said, you can get it Meyer, Walmart, Kroger, wherever. It's called vanilla ice cream.
1:44.6	Oh, yeah. You put two scoops of that in the zero sugar gatorade, then you shake it up and it makes like an orange cream sickle. Hell yeah. Or you can mix it with fruit punch. It makes like a fruit punch cream sickle. Nice. And ask yourself, when was the last time I had a nice, good old fashioned fruit punch cream sickle? Well, probably hadn't been a while.
1:45.7	Probably never.
1:46.5	Yeah, never.
1:44.7	Delicious flavor. time I had a nice good old fashioned fruit punch cream sickle. Well, probably hadn't been a while.
1:52.6	Probably never. Yeah, never. Delicious flavor, electrolytes, protein. I make you drink it right at bedtime. You'd be farting the fucking goblin farts all night long, dude. Greasy, sticky.
2:00.7	And if you know me, I know about sticky farts.
2:03.9	That's what you'll have all night.
2:06.8	Wake up with peanut butter in your butt.
2:08.6	Peanut butter in your butt.
2:10.2	And I'd still eat it because I am a peanut butter.
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