Roommates From HELL | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 12 July 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00 Intro
2:35 I installed a lockbox for my cheese
13:54 Sponsor
15:00 Roommate calls my bf "our bf"
29:47 I've been unknowingly paying rent to my husband and his mom
34:45 I told my bestie she couldn't do her adult content at my house
42:08 I think my roommate may be poisoning me
54:20 My roommate is convinced he has infinite garlic powder
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is roommates, |
| 0:06.4 | which is never dramatic at all. Roommates all get along. Everyone knows that. I'm joined by two |
| 0:12.6 | people who have been roommates, not with each other, but with other people. It's true. |
| 0:17.7 | Angela and Arasha. I think being Smosh cast members is a hop-skip and a jump away from being roommates. |
| 0:22.8 | We're basically roommates. |
| 0:24.1 | We live at the Smosh House. |
| 0:25.8 | Content roommates. |
| 0:26.8 | Yeah, we all live in this room. |
| 0:28.6 | Here. |
| 0:29.1 | Yeah, Honorable. |
| 0:29.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.7 | Yeah, dude. |
| 0:33.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.7 | How do you feel about roommates? This to me is like this is like a pretty hefty Reddit stories like topic or like a category because this is like, okay, we're going to talk open relationships. |
| 0:47.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.8 | Okay, we're going to talk like we're going to talk shit that is like full of boundaries and communication and a bunch of people not doing it. |
| 0:54.3 | Yeah. |
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