Roommate From Hell
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 4 minutes
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A college freshman panics after his new roommate calls with some very questionable vibes...
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. Garrett, yes. Has the phone tap. What's up, Garrett? So, Aaron wants to play a phone tap on her son, Matt. Now, Matt took some time off before he decided to go to college, and he's about to go in a few weeks. So I'm going to call Matt as his new incoming roommate for the new year. Hmm. |
| 0:24.6 | Okay. to go to college and he's about to go in a few weeks. So I'm going to call Matt as his new incoming roommate for the new year. |
| 0:24.0 | Hmm. |
| 0:24.6 | Okay. |
| 0:25.3 | Let's see what happens. |
| 0:29.0 | Hello? |
| 0:29.9 | Hey, is this Matt? |
| 0:31.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.1 | Dude. |
| 0:33.0 | Woo! |
| 0:33.6 | It's me, Jeff, your new roommate. |
| 0:35.9 | Oh, awesome. |
| 0:36.9 | What's up, dude? |
| 1:10.9 | Two weeks or so, me and you. Roommates, buddy. Awesome, man. Dude, I can't wait. Dude, this is going to be awesome. Is there anything that, you know, you want me to bring or, you know, that you might be bringing yourself? Yeah, man, I got a small fridge I'll bring. Don't worry about the food. I got a hook up at the supermarket down the block from school. One of my uncles knows a guy, so food will be none to worry about. Oh, wow. Are you a fan of the party atmosphere because I'm all about the party vibe at school? Dude, of course. Girlfriend? |
| 1:11.9 | Yes, no, maybe? |
| 1:12.7 | No, no. |
| 1:13.9 | All right, don't worry about it. We don't need girlfriends. We'll have a girl every night if you know what I'm saying, man. Girlfriends in college only bring you down, man. Do you know what you're going to school for? Like, what, uh... Yeah, engineering. All right, cool. yeah, I'm going into physical therapy myself. So I already hooked myself up. My parents got me this |
| 1:29.9 | masseuse table. So if you ever need a massage, I'm going to be the guy to hook you up. All right. Okay. I think the lady, I think you should probably stick to the ladies. All right. Yeah, whatever. But I'm saying, you know, we're brothers now, blood brothers, everything, you know, we're going to share beers. |
| 1:45.1 | And, you know, if you got a little crank in your back, I'm going to be the guy to hook you up. |
| 1:47.9 | So don't even worry about it. |
| 1:50.2 | Speaking of which, are you into threesomes? |
| 1:55.3 | Like, what? |
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