Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Road to Roll Football Show Thursday, April 2nd, very key date, not April 1st. We'll get to that in just a minute. I'm Patrick D'Ardy, joined by Kyle Dvorchick, joined by Patrick Corrine. You may know, and you also may know, is not Denny Carter. Denny is driving to meet Kyle in Florida right now. They're going to get together at the beach, have a bonfire on the beach. No, Denny, quote, unquote, asked for the day off.

I said, no.

And then I said, well, I'm going to do it anyway.

So we're trying to figure that out behind the scenes what to do. Pat's here. Pat, of course, synonymous with best ball. We're going to talk some early bestball narratives, but also just a lot of off-season news

and how it dovetails into best ball.

We're going to ask Pat

his favorite new home for a free agent wideout,

a free agent running back. We're going to ask him with the loaded wide receiver class coming into this month's draft. He has a favorite prospect. He might not go in the first round. I'll ask him about running back prospects as well, how he's approaching them in his offseason best ball drafts, we'll talk about Fernando Mendoza.

We know how he's a quarterback caddy reportedly in Kurt Cousins.

We'll talk maybe if he's willing to reveal some legendary running back candidates for this upcoming year.

He identifies legendary running backs, as you may know from his website name, legendary upside leg up. And two, he's going to ask me maybe about my upcoming coach rankings, which come out next week. I'm aiming for Tuesday unless writer things happen there. They never do, though. No, no. No. No. Yeah. You put it out then. I've never once pushed back writing. It's just not something. Writing is easy and on time. Yeah, yeah. Writers are very famous for always just getting in and write on time. Even the really responsible writers are always late. Anyways, how are you doing, Patrick? Doing good. Yeah. Excited to talk football here. Excited to talk, yeah, April Fool's tough day for a lot of people.

I will admit, it was tough for me.

I'm going to segue this into someone else.

It was tough for it.

But I'm taking my kids to school right now.

I'm not much of a morning person, all right?

We had another child, as you may have heard this.

And I got to take the kids.

I did hear.

I got to take the kids here. I got to take the Are you okay? No. No. Help. No, we're actually doing very well. Um, April Fool's morning. My daughter came up to me and said, dad, I'm not feeling well. And like, uh, too, my first thought is like, it's above my pay grade. Like, we got to ask mama, like, if I can send you to school or not. Like, this is not a dad decision. And then she hit me with April Fools. And but I didn't, I couldn't tell that she said April Fools. I thought it was just like a standard joke. And I was really mad. I said, don't ever do that again. And then I realized that she said April Fools. I was like, well, I hit a kid with it, don't ever do that again. And then I realized that she said April Fool.

I was like, well, I hit a kid with a don't ever do that again on an April Fool's joke.

I'm sure that's not at all traumatizing or scarring.

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