Ronny Chieng Hates The Holidays
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2022
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Ronny Chieng on why climate change is making Christmas the worst holiday ever.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | BAM! |
| 0:04.0 | It's officially the holiday season. |
| 0:06.6 | A time for family, to-geveness, and cocktails with eggs for some reason. |
| 0:11.0 | But you better enjoy it while it lasts. |
| 0:14.1 | Running Chang tells us why in another installment of Everything is Stupid. |
| 0:18.1 | Oh! |
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| 0:20.1 | Oh! |
| 0:22.1 | Oh! |
| 0:23.1 | Oh! |
| 0:24.1 | Oh! |
| 0:25.1 | It's Christmas again! |
| 0:28.1 | It's just another excuse for you people to send me stupid pictures of your family. |
| 0:32.5 | Oh! |
| 0:33.5 | Great. |
| 0:34.5 | Another baby dressed as an elf. |
| 0:35.8 | Wow! |
| 0:36.8 | Thanks for the reminder to get a vasectomy. |
| 0:39.2 | But now, thanks to all these stupid world leaders not giving a shit about climate change, |
| 0:44.9 | everything you love about Christmas is going to disappear, starting with Christmas trees. |
| 0:49.5 | This year, your Christmas tree couldn't wind up costing you more than you've spent in |
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