Till Death Do Us Part.

I'm Daniel.

And I'm Melissa.

I think we just want to start off this episode just thanking all of our listeners and people have joined Patreon and people

who message us during the week and leave really kind reviews. I think we're just blown away

by what is actually happening. What's happening? Just that people are actually enjoying this.

Thank you so much.

This was really a safe way for us to hang out on a regular basis instead of playing tennis or golf or joining like a softball team together.

This seemed less likely to roll an ankle or have to go on some sort of disability, right?

Do couples play softball?

I don't know what people do.

Like cute couples.

I don't know.

We decided to start a podcast instead.

Yeah, I guess I don't know what people do.

But for us to make it to episode 70, I just, I can't believe it. So we thank you. This isn't about us. This is about you. So thank you so much for your support. It's wild. So thank you for listening to our dysfunctional discussion of other dysfunctional couples. I guess

that's what we're getting at.

100%. All right. Fair enough.

Daniel, you got some fact voids for me.

All right.

So most of us believe that finding a significant other has to be kind of perfect in the right circumstances and all that sort of thing, right?

I mean, it's like in the movies.

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