Pots of the world is brought to you by Tommy and John. Oh Tommy John is the company.

The underwear company? You sound like you have the sniffles Tommy. I do have the sniffles. Do you like Tommy John

underwear? I love Tommy John underwear I'm currently wearing it. Have you heard about Tom Patterson?

You're so excited about him yesterday. You're just a normal guy who got so frustrated with the fit and

feel of his undergarments that he decided to just buy a blade jacket. Do you have something about it? I'm

actually being so pissed at your underwear that you go home and draw up some smarter designs.

I had a tailor sew some prototypes and voila. Revolutionary Tommy John underwear was born. Quick drop fly. A decade ago.

Horizontal. A decade of quick drawing. No I heard a love that you said the one-year

anniversary she's would. Did you make that up? What's the you know there's the anniversary.

Yeah, it's paper. It's paper. It's paper. It's a memory piece of paper for our anniversary.

Cool. Since Tommy two times Patterson made the new underwear he sold five million pairs of Tommy John.

That's cool. More than half a million guys have made the switch to Tommy John. We are all

customers as you know and they are worth every penny. The left that you ask holds I love their underwear.

Tommy John uses proprietary fabrics and innovative designs to make sure that the leg never rides up.

The waistband never rolls down. No way. It's impossible to get a wedgie. It's impossible. I've used

the designs it actually one long pants and then one boxer level. They also have the horizontal

quick draw fly opening which can only be described as life changing. Now this would be a good time for

you to play some sort of theme song from a western known to heard of. The horizontal quick draw fly.

You know what I don't even understand. It's just like you're like oh we haven't heard of

westerns we haven't heard of musicals like what do you know. Fucking soundproof chamber in your homes.

Like it's I don't give a shit that you don't like that I haven't heard of whatever the name of that.

Gilbert and Sullivan and Garfunkel or the good and the good the bad and the ugly. Was it Simon and Garfun?

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