There's so much fucked up shit to get into. Mr. High Step, turn it up.

Touching my penis.

Turn it up.

Welcome back to Little Snickers, baby.

I'm Michael fucking Rainey here with my boy, Caldon Gala.

What a ping, ping.

Jacob Furman Matera? Bing bong. Wet and juicy Jeff Simmons. Boys, it's good to be back in this room with you. And if you don't mind, I'd like you to undo your pants for me. All right. Well, do you want me to start with the pants into shorts section? And then work your way up. I don't even think about that. Wow, what a gift. You want to get some thighs and some knees in your face before you see these pies and peas. Yeah, I want to see games before hammas, brother. You got it. Well, come on, let me crack a coldie first. You already cracked? Yeah, baby. I'm sipping already, baby.

It's trash night. Trash night somewhere. Yep. Crash night somewhere. Hey, if you are a struggling alcoholic like me, crack once. He all goes. Let's try one. That's a good way to live life, man. Just try one. Just try one. Try one. if you end up getting out of bed and trying to take a piss

again That's a good way to live life, man. Just try one. Just try one. Try one. If you end up getting out of bed and trying to take a piss again, then give

another couple weeks off. Try out for a couple weeks. Have you guys pissed any, pissed any place

weird lately? Just the usual while conscious, while my brain's working? Or while I'm asleep.

Either or. Now, have I attempted? Mike, I'd be lying if I said no. You mean in a cup in Jake's basement? Because yes. Yeah. Dude, you did a fucking can at the Super Bowl parade. What are you talking about? Yeah, you've been training for this. That was at least outside. That was an upgrade. I gave you full coverage

I guess Jeff's right What are you talking about? Yeah, you've been training for this. That was an upgrade.

I gave you full coverage.

I guess Jeff's right.

It is a little bit different when you are in someone's home.

You could have went upstairs if you wanted to.

You never offered that option.

I did have the door taped off. You said, we can't go upstairs, and you said we can't go outside. And you said, piss on the garage door if you want, but this is my cat's play. Right here, buddy. Cups were ready and labeled with our names on them. And I honestly thought it was just a clever prank. It was a clever prank.

But it turns out it's actually where we both went to the bathroom. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It's all right. I'm going to piss outside next time. I'm going to get a cooler. John, is that clever prank related to Michael Prank? Yes. Yeah. Cousins. Clever prank. Twin driplet. that's what I thought.

I knew I recognized a name somewhere.

Jake, have you ever lived inside of Clever prank. Twin driplet. That's what I thought. I knew I recognized a name somewhere.

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