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Ron VS Baby Stroller - Live at Gebhards

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3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie and the crew for a wild ride at Gebhards Beer Culture, where comedian Chris Ferretti, aka Jersey Ferretti, brings the laughs with killer impressions of Trump, Christopher Walken, and more. The gang dives into Jersey stereotypes, chest hair debates, and Jay Mohr's high school hazing tales. Ron steals the show with an epic, near-disastrous subway story involving a heatwave, a Modelo, and a stroller standoff. Expect unfiltered banter, craft beers, and a nod to St. Anthony for lost careers. Tune in for a chaotic, hilarious episode that’s pure New York energy! 

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0:00.0

Hey, look. And we're back. And we're back. Ron stepped on a court. Don't touch anything.

0:06.7

In the comments, let us know. I don't want to start trouble, but before he goes by the Monica, Chris, Jersey, Ferretti, and they were saying some really bad shit about New Jersey. Jersey. We, Oh, you need to defend the God and state.

0:22.6

They were saying real bad shit.

0:23.6

People from Jersey are fucking dirty.

0:25.6

We got it from here.

0:26.6

We got it from here.

0:27.6

We got it from here.

0:28.6

We didn't say anything about people from Jersey being dirty.

0:31.6

Just shit drivers.

0:32.6

Oh, we are, we are fucking horrible drivers.

0:34.6

No, we are definitely horrible, fucking drivers.

0:36.6

But we're not as bad as the Bronx. The Bronx is fucking worse. It's a different type of thing in the boogie. Can I ask Chris Ferretti something? He's a comedian. Hi, everybody. How do you pull off the chest hair? You can't pull it off? Like, yank it out? I can't pull it off. You don't get it. Look at off the yank you do it if I if I if I'm pulling off the chest no I don't want to hear your chest hair do you guys want to hear my

1:03.0

hair that's that's good manly brillo pad shit and his is like touch it's up come on let's see that carpet let's see that cheese carpet come on I'll touch I'll touch all right God it's fucking beautiful

1:17.1

what do you mean course it's coarse you've got coarse chest hair

1:22.3

well you've got little a fairy chest hair says you it doesn't grow back I got a little bit like a five-and-clock shadow on mine. But how do you pull off? You got the Virgin Mary nestled in your chest. Is that the Virgin Mary? No, this is St. Anthony. What do I'm Jewish? What did he do? Oh, San Anthony. I'm a, he's the saint. I told you about Jesus. What is the saint of? Oh, he's the saint of lost things.

1:45.7

Anytime you lose anything, you got to pray to St. Anthony.

1:48.2

He's going to help you find it. Well, I was supposed to go to... Sounds like a great saint. I've been praying for my career for years, but I haven't heard anything. I lost my career. I was supposed to go to St. Anthony's, but then I realized I liked girls.

1:44.0

Because it was an old boy school.

1:45.5

My mom's like, he ain't going a goddamn old boy school. Why don't you go to St. Clementine's, huh? What does that mean? I don't know. All this guy sounds like a girl's name. Your turn. Just lay that at my feet. That's like a hand-winningwritten jersey i'm originally from bayonne all right verona

2:19.9

okay all right oh yeah home of j more who's now a billionaire yes he is really is that why he can

2:26.5

be fat his wife just uh sold the lakers i mean he probably had a pre-nup because someone's like

2:31.7

he probably you could probably sign a pre-up i'm like he's he's still living with a billionaire, so he's basically a billionaire.

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