Romney Retirement: The Mitt Romney Files
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2023
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:39.6 | Right before Mitt Romney's acceptance speech, conventioneers are going to, as always, be exposed. |
| 0:45.4 | I mean, treated to a brief biographical film about the nominee. Now, you may not have seen it. |
| 0:50.8 | Luckily, we have received an advanced copy of said film. And as a public service, |
| 0:56.8 | we would like to show you Mitt Romney's biographical film shown at the convention. |
| 1:01.5 | This year, the American people face a choice between a self-made businessman. |
| 1:07.5 | I know how extraordinarily difficult it is to build something from from nothing. |
| 1:12.0 | An erratic collectivist who says things like, if you've got a business, |
| 1:16.7 | that you didn't build that. I'm this. I was not born in this country and I am the leader of al-Qaeda. |
| 1:22.6 | This is the story of Mitt Romney, a human being who built that. |
| 1:29.6 | George W. Romney was a wealthy auto executive and future Michigan governor. |
| 1:34.5 | But being born his son was anything but luck. |
| 1:37.7 | Willard Mitt Romney won the coveted position only by out competing thousands of less motivated |
| 1:43.4 | sperm? And though when he was a teenager, the Romney family was for a time forced to take shelter |
| 1:49.5 | in public housing, young Mitt refused on principle to take taxpayer money for his schooling, |
| 1:56.0 | instead convincing a local businessman to invest in his future. |
| 2:01.9 | And then, Vietnam. Romney volunteered to serve. In France, a moment missionary bravely |
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