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🗓️ 20 May 2019
⏱️ 77 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I have a game. |
0:01.5 | Ooh. |
0:00.7 | I want us each to write the headline of our own Darwin Award winning death. If anyone doesn't know a Darwin Award is people who die in incredibly stupid ways. So the joke is like evolution has weeded them out for their own stupidity. This is my game. So I have won in the chamber. So I'm going to give you a second to think about it. And I'm going to give you what I've come up with. |
0:21.9 | Okay, go. |
0:22.7 | Man, 46, so I die young. |
0:27.4 | Trips in shower while attempting to perform the original choreography to music in the mirror from a chorus line. |
0:35.4 | I love that song and I love that dance break. and I, to be clear, cannot perform it in |
0:41.1 | or out of the shower. I think that's how I'm going. That's how you're going. Well, at least it's |
0:47.6 | good to know how you're going. Right. Mine is woman, I'm not going to say my age. Well, a lady never tells. |
0:54.8 | A lady never tells. |
0:56.1 | Woman falls through a manhole on New York City Street while avoiding eye contact with a person she kind of knows. |
1:05.8 | Also works in an open elevator shaft. |
1:08.3 | Yeah. |
1:08.8 | Really any kind of unexpected chasm. |
1:11.4 | Yeah. |
1:43.0 | I'm Paul. In America. And this is that aged well. yesterday's pop culture today we're back alone in the studio it's just the two of us all by ourselves that's right it's Celine Dion don't want to be all by yourself Celine Dion Dion, I think, would like the show. |
1:49.6 | I am keeping that. |
1:50.8 | You can ask me to cut it and I won't. |
1:53.8 | So you think Celine Dion would enjoy our show? |
1:55.9 | I think so. |
1:56.8 | I think Celine Dion has an excellent sense of humor about herself. |
1:59.7 | Oh, I 100 a hundred percent. |
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