Roman sex toys
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Archaeologists have dug up a 2,000-year-old Roman sex toy - those naughty Romans! On today’s episode, we have a plausible theory about who it belonged to.
Additionally, Pete’s been given access to a puppy! He’s also been given access to a heart monitor and – amazingly – he starts to take it apart live on the show. It wasn’t worth it for the batteries he found inside…
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Fucking hell, he's been saying, have you been setting this chair? |
| 0:02.0 | Yeah, yeah, fucking headphones are so loud. |
| 0:04.4 | And deaf. |
| 0:05.2 | Dan Walker is Paul and Sal's TV interview, in the Nicola Bully case, |
| 0:08.9 | and now he's been knocked off his bike. |
| 0:10.8 | You're being serious, people are leaking that shit, are they? |
| 0:13.2 | Oh, they've gone mental. |
| 0:14.0 | They've died even more mental. |
| 0:15.0 | It's the world for you these days, isn't it? |
| 0:16.3 | It's good stuff, isn't it? |
| 0:17.5 | It's good stuff. |
| 0:18.1 | I like it. |
| 0:18.8 | Um, I like it. |
| 0:20.5 | All right, so should we start off with the fact that Nelson the seal |
| 0:24.0 | who we discussed on Monday show has died after the British diver's marine life rescue |
| 0:29.2 | shot the animal with the tranquilizer gun and the attempted rescue killed him? |
| 0:34.5 | Would it be fair to say that it's not intervening there would have been the best thing in |
| 0:39.0 | this situation? |
| 0:39.9 | How strong is that tranquilizer? |
| 0:41.1 | It'll be fine. |
| 0:41.7 | It'll be fine. |
| 0:42.8 | Big lad, do any? |
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