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I'm Cathar Badoaro. I'm Eliudin. We got a new podcast called What a Time to Be Alive

where we count down all the weird dumb things in the weird dumb world. So check that every

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Why jeans aren't long enough anymore?

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Hey guys, awesome episode today. A girl's boyfriend is on vacation. She wants to know how many

times to text and we got a girl who's at home and wants to know about the guy who visited

for Thanksgiving. Check it out. Enjoy it. Share with friends.

And welcome to the J Train Podcast. This is J Train, Jared Fried, coming to you live from

New York City's Upper West Side, Sam Bjork-Laser, every Tuesday and Friday with your emails,

your stories, your questions. I say it every week. Let me say it again. Thank you for listening.

Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The holiday weekend was unbelievable.

Water response, tweets, DMs, Facebook messages, all of you on road trips, seeing the family

getting away from the family, telling me where you're listening, how you're listening,

with who you're listening. It's really, oh, does it feel good? Who are you? It, oh, I got

to say it felt like the whole holiday weekend I was on all fours and I looked like a dog

that hadn't been neutered. And my balls were just hanging out back, like, you know, shaft

to the front, balls to the back. And some, and all of you were sitting there with a, with

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