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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Role-Playing (w/ Rachel Bloom)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Romance, Advice, Relationships, Sex, Relationship, Podcast, Dating Apps, Bumble, Society & Culture, Dating, Encounters, Tinder, Date, Comedy Interviews, Nicole Byer, Sexuality, Comedy, Hookup, Interviews, Therapy, Single, Couples, Stories, Raya, Interview, Hookups, Health & Fitness, Love

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

"Good role-playing is just bad improv" Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat mental health. She also discusses why improvisers should not role-play in the bedroom. As kids, Nicole and Rachel both had imaginary friends they would have sex with. Nicole's given up on dating and considers dating a ghost. She also describes her love for cocaine. Be sure to check out Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on CW! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:09.6

Why won't you date me?

0:11.6

Why won't you date me?

0:13.4

Please tell me why.

0:17.8

Oh, baby, welcome to why won't you date me?

0:26.8

A podcast for me.

0:28.0

Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single,

0:31.4

even though if you ghost me for a full year

0:34.0

and then text me again, I'll come running

0:36.4

because I'm desperate.

0:38.8

Oh, my guess today.

0:40.8

You know her from Crazy X Girlfriend.

0:43.0

She fucking created it.

0:44.4

It's a wonderful show.

0:45.7

Also, she's got a movie on Hulu right now

0:48.1

called Most Likely to Murder.

0:49.6

Bap-bap-bap!

0:50.9

Rachel Bloom!

0:52.9

Yay!

0:54.6

I don't know why you're still single, by the way.

0:57.4

You're fucking gorgeous.

0:59.2

Your personality is like a piece of sparkling sunshine.

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