All Things Panties (w/ Eliot Glazer)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he's received on dates, and how people need to set boundaries in and out of a relationships. Nicole describes her NYE helicopter ride from hell. Be sure to check out Eliot's podcast, You're Making it Worse! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:06.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Please!
0:14.0	Tell me why!
0:18.0	Ooh, baby!
0:22.0	Yaaay, yaaay, yaaay!
0:24.0	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:29.0	A podcast where me and a cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though I would move into your shitty little house.
0:39.0	I never complain about it!
0:41.0	My guest today, oh baby, you know him.
0:43.0	He's seen him on Broad City.
0:45.0	He wrote for New Girl, Younger, Teachers.
0:47.0	Do you have one more credit?
0:49.0	No!
0:51.0	That's it!
0:53.0	Elliot Clizet!
0:55.0	Boop-boop-boop!
0:57.0	Thank you so much for returning.
0:59.0	I say returning because I booked you and I double booked you and I said my friend, go away!
1:05.0	It is okay, I got to chill out downtown a little more.
1:07.0	I found myself some salt and straw.
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