What's up, everybody?

Welcome back to the kind of funny podcast.

I'm one of your host, Nick Scarpino alongside the nitro rifle of himself.

Boom, Mr. Andy Cortez.

That's a new one.

Boom.

You know, like a sniper rifle. But I couldn't remember how many clicks there were to pull, to single action, bolt action, you know, bolt action rifle. I think they're all kind of different these days. You think they're just like, yeah, do you think they do that on purpose, like how Apple used to sell different courts? Yeah, I think so. I think so. I think so. These days, like back in the day, they're just like, you know, do they do that on purpose, like how Apple used to sell different courts?

Yeah, I think so.

I think so. I think so. I think these days, like, back in the day, it's all the same. You knew. Look, technology's advanced. They're doing some do four click chicks. It sounded like you wanted to say click, click, click. But then you know, when they click chook. What happened was, I've been, I happened was, I've been, I've been, I've been, I had a bunch of shows this weekend,

and my voice is starting to go.

And I think it just, I think I stumbled on myself there.

I think the dryness of my throat hit an all-time high.

Ah.

And it just kind of caught itself.

And then I was like, no one will notice.

And you immediately notice. Yeah, out of every company for someone to get to not notice a weird flub. Oh my God. The jackals are alive. Of course, that voice you are hearing, ladies and gentlemen, if you listen to us on podcast services is, it's Christmas and August. Mrs. Joey Noel. I'm so happy we have coffee in our lives. We always have to have coffee. I know. I'm thinking about starting a Starbucks with Roger. Oh. Where? Did you know? Just in here, like inside of a Barnes & Noble. I feel like we could do it. I feel like we just open up the roll door. I feel like it would be more cost effective. I would get the employee discount. I would be so mad if you did that. Why? What? Because we never got a basketball court.

Oh.

Okay, a basketball court and a coffee machine are wildly different. I authorized you putting up a basketball hoop in the parking lot. No, you didn't. And you guys never used it. No, you didn't. And you never used it. No, you did. My favorite thing that you do is that anytime we ask for things like that, you come over to me and you say,

what if I put a basketball hoop in your backyard?

I'm like, that's not a weapon.

We have.

I want you to understand something, Roger.

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