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Smith and Sniff

Roger Moore's wet Esprit

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Improv, The Grand Tour, Cars, 5th Gear, Top Gear, Automotive, Comedy, Road Trips, Leisure

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

What if Bond actors got to keep the cars from their movies? Also, the demise of the Cars of the Stars museum, Jonny's mate Greasy Mark cutting an XR3i in half, and why The Grand Tour ditched a lethal feature called Half-a Romeo. Plus, Roger Moore can’t run on camera, the RAF are dicking about above us, Swedish Iron Man has a Volvo 244, and a few words about Sir Stirling Moss.

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0:00.0

This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

0:11.0

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

0:15.0

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

0:20.0

I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith

0:25.9

podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week James Bond.

0:42.2

I was talking to a mate to mine the other week and he has this belief that all actors who've played James Bond get to keep the cars from the movies that they

0:46.2

were in as James Bond.

0:48.2

What?

0:49.2

Yeah, and I don't, the thing is, I don't think he's joking. I think he sort of secretly believes it and then you know when people do that thing where they go

0:57.7

Oh no, I'm kidding. Well it's like that he's I think he really sort of secretly hopes that it's true but I started thinking about it. I was like well now hang on

1:08.1

Who got a good deal there if that was true? Lazonby only gets one car but it's an old school 60s Aston DBS and I like that

1:20.5

DBS yeah I like that DBS they they I like that DBS. Yeah, I like that DBS. They're

1:23.7

I like that shape. Yeah, yeah. I actually prefer that shape

1:27.8

controversially to a D. B. 5 or 6, but that's just me.

1:31.6

No, do you know what I do as well? I just think it's a more

1:34.4

muscular car. Yeah and I actually like that foreheadlight grill on the DBS I

1:41.1

think more than the way you know they changed it to the single

1:44.8

headlights for the later V8 they used to call it the V8 saloon I think didn't

1:49.5

they but it wasn't a saloon it's a coupe. It was yeah but yeah no that DBS I think that's that's an handsome car and so yeah

1:58.2

Lazinby gets to take one of those home bullet hole in the screen but otherwise intact.

2:03.2

Well, he's done well.

2:04.2

Exactly.

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