Announcements. London, Mandem, Boys from the Ends. It's time. It's been five long years,

but I'm coming back. The Life Sour is coming to Royal Albert Hall, October 19th. Tickets are up

for pre-sale. Right now, code is Andrew. Go get them while they're there. I can't wait to see y'all.

Now let's start the show. What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant and today we are joined

by the one the only Chris Distifano, Distefano. The man is on a tear right now. Radio City

already sold out. They had to add the garden. Oh shit. Okay, that's close. Yep. Okay. Next

store. I mean, it's crazy right now. We'll get to all the other stuff, but most importantly,

you came in a little hot. Yep. Still got the Puerto Rican wife. Yes. Is it wife? Yes or? Yes,

the Puerto Rican wife. She's my wife. She's my wife. Did you have a wedding? We didn't have a wedding.

Come on Chris. We didn't have a wedding. We just moved to Staten Island. Yes. I'm

understant and we have children, but we're not technically married, but we aren't married in

spirit. Okay? That's a Puerto Rico. That's a Puerto Rico. That's a Puerto Rico. We're not married

by the law. Okay. But you know, listen, I live on Staten Island. We're there just, there's

different laws out there. We have children, which is, you know, if someone is happy with me,

she gets the money. She's in my living will in Testament and Staten Island. This is your wife.

You know, yeah. Listen, I got it, you know, my neighbors, you know, watching this in

home, I'll reveal here that she is in fact Puerto Rican. I've told everyone on the block,

she's Italian. Oh, no. We do that. But we already said that's Puerto Rican. So I can't,

it's what it is. She is Puerto Rican. She's my wife. Now that is big. If she passes away,

you're a view pass away, she gets everything. If now if you decide to break up, then what does she

get? Because that's also a big part of marriage. Yes. So she, I didn't even catch that one.

If I die, she gets everything. If you guys break up, she gets fucking nothing. I don't even know,

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