Yellowstone established through an act signed by Ulysses S. Grant,

whereas the nation's first national park, March 1st, 1872.

It's getting late, sir. I was wondering, are we through for the evening?

Well, we're through with work, Josh. But this park's fun.

I'm a national park buff, Josh.

I'm sorry, sir.

I say I'm a national park buff. I bet you didn't know that about me.

Well, I didn't know that about you, sir, but I'm certainly not surprised.

Why is that?

You're quite a nerd, Mr. President.

Early?

Yes, sir.

Is it nerd-like to know that Everglades National Park is the largest remaining sub-tropical wilderness

in the continental United States and has extensive mangrove forests?

Just a little bit, yes.

There are 54 national parks in this country, Josh.

Please tell me you haven't been to all of them.

I have been to all of them. I should show you my slide collection.

Oh, would you?

Grand Canyon, Bryce Canyon, Badlands, Capital Reef, Arcadia, which is so often overlooked.

You should certainly feel free to keep talking,

but I need to go home so that I can be back in my office in four hours.

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