This is the Relic Radio Show.

Old Time Radio Entertainment still standing the test of time from Relicradio.com. Frank Sinatra,

transcribed as Rocky Fortune.

Thank you. Here's Frank Sinatra, starring as that put looseose and Fancy Free Young Gentleman, Rocky Fortune.

Hi, did I ever tell you about the time I decided to give up my place on Bleakman Street and find a new room?

Oh, not that the place was bad, but when I started using my mailbox as a numbers drop,

I decided it was time to find a new pad, which I did. The only trouble was the landlady.

She wanted to collect the first month's rent and blood.

And when I objected, her superintendent tried to terminate my lease on life.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hey, where's the management? Right behind you. Put up your hands. What is this? You tell me, Bright boy. I'm looking for a room. What brought you here? The sign in the window that says room for rent. Now, would you mind pointing that horse pistol the other way? What's your name? Julius La Rosa. What's yours? You're a wise guy? Listen, Sammy, put down the artillery and let's get back... Who is it, Lenny? This joke was wandering around inside, Ma. The door was open, the sign said room for rent, so I came in. You want to rent a room. That's the general idea, Ma. Put away the gun, Lenny. Ma, how do you know who this character is?

Put it away.

Thanks, Ma.

We've been having trouble with thieves lately.

Lenny thought maybe you was one.

Well, I'm glad you protect your guests.

Do you have a room?

We got one vacancy on this floor, third door down.

Can I see it?

This way.

Five dollars a week in advance.

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