This is the Relic Radio Show, old-time radio entertainment still standing the test of time fromhradio.com. Frank Sinatra, transcribed as Rocky Fortune.

Thank you. NBC presents Frank Sinatra, starring as that footloose and fancy free young gentleman, Rocky Fortune.

Music gentlemen, Rocky Fortune. Hi there.

You know, when it comes to losing jobs, I got about the best batten average in town.

Something always happens.

I mean, either I strike out on a secretary's curves,

or else I get put out for dropping a suggestion in a suggestion box,

suggesting that the boss dropped dead.

I start out with the best of intentions,

but there's always something wrong with the setup.

You take what happened last week.

I land myself a job that pays $100 an hour,

and at last I think I'm really living.

And then I find out when it's time to collect that you're liable not to be living.

One moment, please.

What is it?

Miss Chandler?

I'm her secretary. What do you want?

Instant messenger service.

We don't want me.

Look, honey, it's 8 a.m. This is my first job. Now, don't give me a hard time. Now, look, Sonny, I handle all of Ms. Chandler's affairs, and we don't want me. Look, honey, it's 8 a.m. This is my first job. Now, don't give me a hard time.

Now, look, Sonny, I handle all of Ms. Chandler's affairs, and we don't want a messenger. Oh, how would you like to get a... This boy in the man's suit says you called for a messenger. Yes, I did. The package. You're not really going to send it, Laura. I've got to. I still think I'm making a mistake.

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