Rockin’ Butt Jumping with Lisa Magid

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Part time Bananas employee/full time human Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about the Japanese astronaut who hated space, jump rope pro saves neighbor and dog from drowning with jump rope and scientists are trying to figure out why all hockey players sound Canadian!

Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	All right, Scott, you ready?
0:01.4	Cuddy B, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:06.7	Oh, I have so many good ones.
0:08.4	I just don't know which to start with.
0:10.0	This is so good.
0:10.7	All right, here it is.
0:12.0	Mm-hmm.
0:13.3	Meet Akiyama Toyohiro, the Japanese astronaut who hated space.
0:20.0	Yeah, my guy. My guy. He's out there, but get in here. Yeah, my guy.
0:21.5	My guy.
0:22.6	He's out there.
0:23.9	But get in here.
0:24.8	We're listening to The Bananas podcast.
0:27.7	We're the Banana Boys.
0:28.9	You're here.
0:29.6	It's real.
0:30.3	It's happening right now.
0:32.6	If I said something that put your world on its head,
0:39.2	would you believe me?
0:45.1	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces,
0:47.8	would you believe me?
0:53.5	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.