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Hey Peter. Yeah, Jesus. You ready for this?

Yep sure am when I pull this lever. It's gonna start the rapture and all the true Christians are gonna come from earth and

Land here in the kingdom of God. Yep

You want to do this together do this to the team countdown. Yeah, I mean whatever you want to do. It's countdown for five ready like five five

four

three two

one

rapture

Hey, where's everybody?

Yeah, uh Jesus. This is kind of what I was worried about everybody on earth is a pretty bad center

Everybody I mean surely somebody's worthy of the kingdom of heaven

No, not really. I mean really between the hatred violence and bad stand-up specials

There's nobody down. I mean an internet porn itself makes it so 99% of humans can't get up here

I really have you seen what they wrote about you on Twitter? I have an account, but I don't even check it

I wouldn't check it. It's just not gonna be good for your self-esteem. I just think I

Just think we're gonna have to lower the bark quite a bit if you want to get people into the club

If you know what I mean the bars pretty low as it is. I mean, I'm forgiving kind of guy

You know the crucifixion. I was up there for everybody soon. He's not there supposed to show up right now. Yeah, no, you bring it up

I know

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