"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Love, Death" by Caroline M. Yoachim

It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton

Wil Wheaton

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4.9 • 664 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Love, Death" by Caroline M. Yoachim, narrated by Wil. There's an old saying about moving heaven and earth for the people you love; If you're lucky, you've experienced that feeling yourself for your partner, for your family. Take a moment with me to feel that -- really feel it -- in your body. Got it? Now, imagine that moving heaven and earth -- well, more earth, but I'm getting ahead of myself -- is not quite enough. You have to move Space and Time, as well. This is Rock Paper Scissors Love Death. To learn more about the author, please visit her website: https://carolineyoachim.com/ It's Storytime was produced in 2025 by Traveler Enterprises, Inc., who holds the copyright.Our producer is Harris LaneOur Story Producer and Director is Gabrielle de Cuir.Our Content Editor is Michael ThomasOur Podcast is mixed, edited, and mastered by Alex Barton of PhaseShift AVSpecial thanks to Wes Stevens and Christopher Black.It's Storytime is recorded at Skyboat Media in the beautiful San Fernando Valley, California.If you'd like to support the show and get an ad-free feed, visit patreon.com/storytimeI'm your Creator, Executive Producer, and host, Wil Wheaton. You can find me online at wilwheaton.net. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:46.3	Until the 2nd of February from 11 AM includes one pre-selected book or toy whilst it's last. Hi, Friends. Hi friends and welcome.
1:16.4	I'm Will Wheaton and it's story time.
1:20.6	Because this is our very first episode, an adult who looked mysteriously like three kids in a trench coat,
1:29.1	told me I should do a business and introduce myself to you. You may recognize my name from television shows like the Big Bang Theory,
1:35.7	leverage and Star Trek The Next Generation, or from a movie called Stand By Me. You may recognize my
1:42.4	voice from one of the hundreds of audiobooks I've narrated,
1:45.4	including No. One New York Times bestseller Ready Player One, John Scalzies award-winning
1:51.2	collapsing Empire trilogy, or even my own best-selling memoir, still just a geek.
1:57.5	Long before I was an actor or audiobook narrator, I was a voracious reader.
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