Rock Bottom
Browns Film Breakdown
Bleav
4.8 • 553 Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2021
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If you can hear this, the Browns suck. |
| 0:21.8 | I hate the Browns so goddamn much. You are a factory of sadness. I'm fucking tired. I'm fucking losing. Now hear me out. I'm Andre now. I was born and raised in Northeast Ohio. I was a pretty good athlete in high school. I ran the football for St. Vincent's St. Mary. Some people say I'm the second best athlete to come out of there. |
| 0:29.7 | St. Vincent, St. Mary, led by LeBron James. Like most people from Northeast Ohio, I grew up a diehard Browns fan. |
| 0:35.7 | I know everyone says they love the team where they're from. But in Cleveland, it's just different. |
| 0:37.7 | Football was founded in Ohio. |
| 0:40.6 | Ohio is the fucking bedrock of the game. |
| 0:44.1 | Canton, Ohio, pro football was born here in 1920. |
| 0:47.6 | That's why it's been so painful for the last 20 years. |
| 0:52.1 | The Cleveland Browns have been the worst goddamn professional sports team in America. |
| 0:55.2 | Here we go, Brownies! Here we go! |
| 0:55.5 | Woo! |
| 0:59.4 | In the 50s and 60s, the Browns were the model franchise. |
| 1:03.1 | The Cleveland Browns are the champions of all professional football. |
| 1:04.6 | They were legends. |
| 1:09.1 | Jim Brown, Auto Graham, the namesake, Paul Brown. |
| 1:13.1 | How in God's Green Earth did the Browns stay this bad for this long? |
| 1:15.0 | The NFL is designed for parody. |
| 1:19.2 | The bad teams are given the best chance to get better through the draft and scheduling. |
| 1:24.7 | And yet, the Browns have been a monumental dumpster fire year after year after year. |
| 1:27.7 | And through it all, the Browns fans stayed. |
| 1:29.6 | We Brown fans are nuts. |
| 1:35.8 | I will see you all right here when the Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl. |
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