Now entering the Titan Front!

Oh hell yeah!

This is the Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin back up in that a** one more time!

Sam Roberts, rain no ifans or butts about it.

Your ass has been hot and from Stone Cold.

And if I gotta get to open it up a can of whoop ass on ya, then so be it!

Matter of fact if you put the letter S in front of the word hit man, you've got my opinion of Sam Roberts.

For hell let's throw an H in the middle and call you the sham that you really are kid.

The Sam you ain't gotta be ashamed being scared of Stone Cold.

Hell I understand.

You wake up in the morning, you look in the mirror and what's looking back at ya.

Hey the real man!

And you realize you got the toughest S.O.B in the history of professional wrestling.

Breathe in down your neck like a damn Rattlesnake.

And you don't know whether to s**t your watch kid.

Your collection sucks, your hair makes you look like Doik the clown.

Matter of fact you're gonna look like your non-fingers look like Borga after I get to whoop in your ass.

You little skinny grins you never donate nothing to the toy drive.

Hell you don't contribute a damn thing to society and that's the bottom line.

God damn kid never mind the fact that your best Steve Austin figure is a fandom.

What? A fandom?

You're gonna go ahead and text the major brothers for your appearance at that wood show or ain't nobody came to see your ass.

...