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for you back for another episode of How Is Your Week? Monologue Edition.

It's Oscar Week. Let's all celebrate Oscar Madison, Oscar the Grouch, the Oscar. Well, actually, I was going to say that Oscar Timothy

Chalemite would have won if he hadn't said the thing about opera and ballet.

But like, I think he said that right after the voting was closed.

I don't know when the Jesse Buckley video about her hating cats came out,

but she did an interview where she and her co-star from Hamnet.

And I used to wear Hamnet stockings in college, but ironically.

And there are certain body types that, like, irony just doesn't work on when you're trying to do lingerie, like, as outer wear.

You just kind of end up looking like you're going to a sex party.

But anyway, I, I'm obsessed with the...

So, yeah, so Jesse Buckley gave an interview where she said she hated cats and that she like was with someone one time and like made him get rid of his cats and like laughed about it.

Now I really like Jesse Buckley as an actor.

I loved her in cats.

Oh, I'm thinking of Betty Buckleyley okay my bad i um every time charlie

coffman uses her i i like her i um i know she can sing i um wanted to just share that that

opinion is trash. And also, like, is this a, I know that the

Oscars are a competition, but like, are we in a publicity competition to alienate people who

like movies faster? Because cats, the arts.

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