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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Robert Mueller Gives Trump the World's Easiest Open Book Test | Antoinette Robertson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

iHeartPodcasts and Paramount Podcasts

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2018

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Facebook announces a dating feature, Robert Mueller's questions for President Trump are leaked to the New York Times, and Antoinette Robertson discusses "Dear White People."

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:30.0

From the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:00.0

Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in.

1:10.0

My guest tonight, my guest tonight, from the Hit Netflix show, Dear White People.

1:15.0

Antoinette Robinson is joining us, everybody.

1:20.0

But first, but first, if you're one of those people who believes Facebook has too much access to your personal information,

1:27.0

well, good news. Facebook would like to introduce you to someone with similar concerns.

1:32.0

Mark Zuckerberg announcing that Facebook is getting in today.

1:36.0

He says that 200 million people list themselves as single and Zuckerberg wants to foster long-term relationships.

1:42.0

So today, we are announcing a new set of features coming soon around dating.

1:50.0

Now, this is going to be for building real long-term relationships. Not just hookups.

1:58.0

Yay!

2:01.0

Finally, relationships without the hookups.

2:04.0

Yeah, Facebook really has a spring on the pulse.

2:06.0

You know how many times I've been in a relationship like,

2:08.0

ah, too much picking up, too much picking up.

2:10.0

You know what it really turned me on meeting your parents? Yeah.

2:14.0

But it is sweet that Zuckerberg says this is for building long-term relationships.

2:18.0

Just imagine you meet someone on Facebook, you get married, you have a kid,

2:22.0

and then because you didn't read the terms of service,

2:24.0

Facebook takes that kid and sells it to Cambridge Analytica.

2:27.0

Yeah.

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