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Too Far with Rachel Kaly and Robby Hoffman

ROBBY IS BEING RATIONAL, WITH JARED GOLDSTEIN

Too Far with Rachel Kaly and Robby Hoffman

Rachel Kaly and Robby Hoffman

347690, Comedy

4.8610 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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I wanted you to be a guest a while ago but Robby said I don't know. I don't trust him. Remember to subscribe to our Patreon so Robby can get a new laptop. Subscribe at www.patreon.com/toofarpod . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00.0

Hi, this is a Too Far podcast. I'm Rachel Colley. My co-host, Robbie, has a lot of stuff to say,

0:10.6

and not a lot of it is true. And so this, and so I will, and so she takes it too far and I push back.

0:17.1

Hi, this is Too Far. I am your host, Robbie Hoffman, the only one really bringing any

0:22.6

hot topics or personal discussion to the podcast that's devoted to just those things.

0:30.4

The fact of the matter is that I did tell you that I'm still testing positive. Yeah, well,

0:35.6

now you can't come to Gabby's party. Today she said, it is Rachel's time coming? We haven't heard from her. I said, I didn't even know if I was supposed to invite her. Of course I should be invited. I haven't been able to do anything for a week and a half. I'm going to kill all of the holidays. You missed New Year's. You had a trip that you paid for to Ohio and you were sick on it.

0:54.6

Correct. Wow. That's correct. I was sick and I fell off my bike. And then I got a vaginal

1:01.0

hematoma. Which is a massive bruise. My vagina blew up. How big? Massive bruise hard as a rock.

1:07.6

Is it the lip? I wish I could show you. Why don't you show us? I think it's, it's, you know what? This is medical. Maybe I'll post the picture of my first hematoma on the Patreon because it doesn't even look like a vagina. Like it looks and you're blowing your nose. You weren't going to tell me. I blow my nose like an old man every single day. Every single, yeah. Somebody just told me this yesterday.

1:29.2

That's all I do during the winter months.

1:31.7

Oh, God.

1:32.5

Yeah.

1:33.0

So, anyway, yeah.

1:34.2

I just never picked my nose.

1:36.6

This is something to know about me and I never talk about this stuff.

1:39.5

But I truly even alone never picked my nose.

1:43.5

I just, the whole thing fucking grosses me out.

1:46.4

I always have a tissue.

1:47.6

I can go to the bathroom and do that thing.

1:50.7

Picking, you know, there's something so disc, I don't even do it.

1:54.3

I'm in the car.

1:55.0

I have tissues.

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