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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Robbing the Queen w/ Kippy & Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.94.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We got a family episode baby! Kippy and Foley answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Thanks for listening. Love youse guys! Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ HELIX: https://www.HelixSleep.com/Garbage MINT MOBILE: https://www.MintMobile.com/GARBAGE BUTCHER BOX: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans

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0:00.0

Gang that middle class famous towards coming your way and it's coming fast baby. We just added a bunch of new cities. It's a fantastic time stand-up comedy show. Plus we play a little a YG with the crowd. It's a fantastic way to

0:13.0

introduce the new Bozos and a new homies to the show. So get the squad and come out and see us. Yeah guys in August we're going to be in Red

0:20.0

Bank New Jersey. That show is about to south and we're going to Seattle Portland September. We're going to be in Kansas City. Springfield and

0:26.0

St. Louis. Then in October or in Nashville. Indie. That November we're in Philadelphia. Yikes coming home. Then December we're in Providence, Rhode Island and Boston. Get those tickets. Those shows will sell out. See there. Welcome to another exciting

0:41.0

edition of Are You Gobbage. The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new

1:02.0

show. This is Are You Garbage. Oh yeah. We'll show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out the girth to be classy. Yeah. Okay just a big all piece of trash. I'm your host

1:12.0

H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here at in Tote's basement. She's upstairs making some potato bread. Okay. That's what she's

1:23.0

going for. For the neighbors or for the houses. Are we expecting company? What's happened? I hope I'm wetting my beak on that. What do you mean? It's car free. I think she does it with math.

1:33.0

Gluten free. Why is it blue? Blue magic. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. It's a family episode. Just. Oh, he's just a

1:42.6

Boso's just a gang hanging out together. Give it up for my best pal in the all wide world. Some would say the solar system. KJ Kevin James Ryan. Hey gang thanks for tuning in as always

1:54.8

to make sure you're right. You subscribe on iTunes full video about when you two as you know those numbers are true.

1:59.6

Don't cook and baby. Then obviously the greatest goddamn website of all time. W. W. W. The Patreon.com slash are you garbage you sign up you get bonus content episodes of AYG. You do episodes of hard

2:11.6

feelings. Couple of live streams on there to the whole things of fucking party get involved. The bald guy ain't lying. I'll tell you that right now and how about a nice quick shout out to our producer

2:21.8

and the magic man makes us all look good. He crosses the tees and dots the eyes. He works the ones that do's got damage going to be in a visa this weekend. Give it a

2:30.8

Pratimon McMuffin. Toby McMuffin everybody. What's up dudes. Yeah, I'm working the valley. It's only country that would let me park cars.

2:39.8

Dancing like fucking Tara Reid. He took a pill and a visa show Foley. He was cool hanging out with Diplo. Shout out the Diplo. Oh, I think it's cool man. He's got purple hair. Yeah, he does all right. He's getting a little too. This is not

2:55.8

a show we typically do. What's he pulled down on a gig? Couple grand. What? Yeah. Yeah, he does all right hundreds of thousands of dollars. I think depending on the gig. All he

3:06.7

got to do is show. He's splitting it with you either. All right. I was going to do a show with his laptop right. He's in. He's right. I think it's a little harder than that. These DJs get made fun of but you know that

3:18.3

super talented. I love when that pops in. I'm dancing around popping eboms. Let's go. Fucking smoking moon rocks. You are. I wanted to ask you this. Ask me, buddy. That's why I'm here. This is our comedy podcast. We're trying to be better people. I don't know, but

3:32.8

George. On paper, I say I am. Yeah, I'm trying to be a better person to do more things this that I want to do things right. Okay, I

3:42.2

fucking I haven't I haven't traditionally done things right. We don't have a dishwasher. So we wash everything by hand. My

3:50.2

dish washing in my like to be poor. My dish, my dish washing practice has increased a million fold in the last couple of months. I'm

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