I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update robots or as my uncle Dennis calls

him robots he is cute as a damn button will robots take over?

Will we end up living in an endless sea of human slavery using our meager human skills to keep these

metal monsters lubed up and electrified?

Oh, I am getting aroused.

Honestly the videos I've seen from Boston Dynamics and a few others have infuriated me

because I can't dance like that.

These robots are going to kill it at the club, but seriously, what's going to happen when six foot tall metal men take our jobs?

Well, I'll tell you what, that'll show those immigrants. tall metal men take our jobs.

Well, I'll tell you what, that'll show those immigrants.

So the fear of a dystopian future

where terminators run everything

and start a war to end the human race

is highly unlikely people. don't get me wrong about

humanity totally deserves to be wiped off the earth that you know why but so far

the fear of Robarts is unfounded Even your dog isn't afraid of them. And so far, this is where

we are with robots. Flipping burgers is a job that we really should give to robots.

You know why?

Because a robot doesn't pick its nose and then slap on a cheese slice.

A robot won't sneeze into your fries.

Also, I would have loved to have had a robot lawyer

and a judge during my divorce,

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