Rob Schneider Wants to Draft Your Kids!

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes

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🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Rob Schneider wants to reinstate the military draft for all 18-year-olds—Opie breaks down the "Deuce Bigalow" foreign policy and the complicated reality of the war with Iran. Plus, why Sean Penn ditched the Oscars for a war zone, the hilarious viral "Zoom Court" driving fail, and why retail businesses are officially desperate in 2026.

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0:00.0	they've come to take me away
0:04.8	they've come to take me away
0:07.1	ha ha ha ha
0:08.2	oh yeah the song run
0:11.7	they're coming to take me away
0:13.4	they're coming to take me away
0:15.6	who he Dr. Demento
0:18.0	I think it's Dr. Demento.
0:20.0	Yeah, I was turning my kids on to Dr. Demento. We were out and about. We were doing the couch shopping, the whole family, the wife of the kids, and then we went and got a bite to eat, and I was trying to turn them on to novelty songs. They were a little interested. You want to hear a Dr. Demento song? I don't even know if I can say it.
0:37.8	Yeah, go, go.
0:53.9	So this was, I still have it memorized as a kid. All right. Be careful, though. You scare me already. This was one of the things. All right. Eat bite, suck, fuck, gobble. All right, all right. All right. All right. All right, all right, all right.
0:55.0	Do you want me to continue?
0:56.7	No, I don't want you to continue.
0:54.4	That's Dr. Demento. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Do you want me to continue?
0:55.5	No, I don't want you to continue.
0:57.0	That's Dr. Demento.
0:58.7	I don't know that.
0:59.6	We were keeping it fun with like, my balona.
1:03.1	Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, my balona.
1:07.6	And we were doing eat it.
1:08.7	And we were doing Big Bad John. And we were doing Monster Mash. And we were doing eat it and we were doing big bad John and we were doing
1:12.1	Monster Mash and we were doing fish heads fish heads. Fish heads. Roly poly fish heads. Fish heads.
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