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Pardon My Take

Rob Schneider, Dungeons And Dragons, NBA Playoffs And B1G Football Is Back

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2020

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

NBA Playoffs and Game 7 recap . The Rockets need to get out of our face, Marcus Smart went off, and Jimmy Butler is that guy (1:57 - 13:56). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Alvin Kamara, B1G Football is back and Hank is now using Billy as his doctor (13:56 - 33:28). Rob Schneider joins the show to talk about his new special, SNL, and Boner Dogs (33:28 - 73:57). Timm Woods joins the show to continue our Dungeons and Dragons adventure


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0:00.0

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have the return of Tim Woods, Dungeons and Dragons with Tim Woods. We have Rob Schneider, great interview with Rob Schneider, talk little boner dogs, of course. We talk some NBA playoffs. Game 7 was tonight, the Slopfesopfest good defense bad offense whatever you want to call it recap also the rockets choking yet again and we're gonna get to all of that in a second but before we do that part of my take is brought to you by the cash app not only is the easiest place send money to your friends it's the safest go to the cash app right now download the cash. You can link your bank account to the cash app. It is super, super easy to do. And you can send money to your friends, family, whoever you want to send money to without being faced to face. The cash app is the best. And of course, when you download the cash app and into the referral code bar stool, you get $10 for free. They're also giving away money all the time on Twitch,

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Bye. with the cash app. Okay, let's go. Bye! Bye! Now in the street, they rip violence. And then I laugh so hard for people to be done. No place behind I don't want you. And then I can't live all on the floor. Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too. You know, I'm not little bit behind on the washing and then I can't live all on the sun Oh no, we're gonna rock it down to E-L-E-L-S-R-E-K-I-V-L-U And then we're thinking higher Oh, we're gonna rock it down to E-L-S-R-E-K-I-V-L-U It's part of my take, presented by Ball Stool Sports Welcome to part of my take, presented by the Cash cash app go downloaded right now use code bar So you get $10 for free $10 to the ASPCA today is Tuesday September Wednesday September second it is Tuesday But it's Wednesday September second holy shit. We're in September. Wake me up in September, baby.

2:25.1

Wait, yeah, somebody wake the guy up from Green Day.

2:27.4

It is, it doesn't feel like September. What's that Hank? Wake that guy up when it ends. Wake him up now. I got something to say to you, Maggie. It's late September. I'll wait for that. Billy's going back to school. All right, so we're here at late September. early September what?

2:42.0

21st night of September?

2:43.0

I do, I remember that, yeah.

2:45.0

What?

2:46.0

Burn it down.

2:48.0

I'm losing. So we're here at least it's early September what 21st night is September? I do I remember that yeah what

4:07.0

Burn it down Earth will you fire oh, okay, September 11 never forget Let's start let's start this whole dude that's a yep. Don't fucking forget it never would right right all right Game 7 game seven game seven was Sloppy game seven was sloppy Also good defense we had the lowest I think it was the lowest playoff game since like 2010 Of course I had the over whatever But the nuggets advance to Mall Murray. I think he was hurt a little bit it. Donaldovan Mitchell had his third quarter where he went off. It was a crazy, crazy ending to an insane series. Not exactly how he expected to go a series that was like fast paced scoring left and right. It ended up being a throwback to like the pistons and spurs, but that ending with Mike Conley missing a buzzer beater after I don't know why they were shooting the layup was insane. It was crazy. Yeah, the three at the end hit like three rims and hit all these. It was basically a quiet shot if it didn't go in. It was, it was a nougat game. I went back and looked at the box score. The nuggets went over seven minutes without scoring a point. Yes. That's impossible to do. theory is that they don't have their legs right now because they've been fucking because their wives are there.

4:09.3

Well, it's all Murray, we know. No, they're able to walk. We deleted that video. The internet deleted that video. I forgot it. I totally forgot about it. But it's a little friend very, very, she asked if you have video deleted and we all said okay. Yeah I'm just upset that we're not gonna get

4:24.3

Quince Snyder out of this series there's one thing that I wanted moving forward

4:27.6

and that's just more shots of get Quinn Snyder out of this series.

4:25.8

There's one thing that I wanted moving forward.

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