I actually have an announcement to make about my sex life.

Aye Yay!

That's right.

What?

What?

So I was talking to one of my friends, Mark, who loves to be shouted out for weird things he does.

Not the Mark was on the show, another Mark, and he was telling me he quit jerking off for full year which was last year sorry not

quit jerking off he quit watching porn because he said you know it's there's a

couple of reasons but the main ones being like you know, there's a couple of reasons, but the main ones being like, you know,

it does it affect you sexually, but also the girls, like you don't know what situation the girls are in,

do they really want to be there, are they undraw, is it bad? Like it's not just morally? Morally, right?

So I got off the phone with him. I started thinking about this and I'm going to make a change in my life.

From now on, I'm only jerking off to porn stars.

Because I know that they're happy to be there.

You know, we all do our part.

If you want to send a man of the year award to me. We do have a PO box

You have that goat don't you have that big animal I have the goat which is for something else but yeah

We have to add to your collection. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have a, to add to your collection.

Yeah, yeah, so, you know, I just want to say, hey,

I'm doing my part.

So no more amateur, yeah, no more amateur porn, only girls who I know, you know, make a ton of money. Yeah, you're giving up the, you're giving up the Japanese girl on the bus. You're not watching the groping videos anymore you're going

porn star that you know no outside of I'm outside of this country it's all

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