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It's brought to you by Get Roman.

Now, uh, first step is to get a girl into bed.

You look at my fucking beast of a co-host here as he shovels a fucking slice down his gullet.

I can't believe anybody's ever had sex with him.

But in the event, John, that you ever overcome the odds and then someone wants to have sex with you again.

I just God bless your poor girlfriend or any of you mutts out there.

If you can ever get a girl to consent when you do have sex, you got to use the Roman swipes.

Now these Roman swipes are the most technologically advanced.

The most important advancement in sex since Viagra, since ED medicine, you get these swipes,

you open them up, you rub them on your dick.

Next thing you know magic.

That's the way you do everything.

Open up and put it on your dick.

It's like bananas or Roman wipes.

We never, we never talked about that.

Do we talk about that in a minute?

The Roman swipes desensitize you, makes you last a little bit longer just long enough so that she's happy.

Uh, you still get the pleasure and the feeling, but your body is now getting used to the idea of lasting, you know, a few minutes longer, a few minutes longer, a few minutes longer.

Next thing you know, it's like training for a race, you're faster, you're stronger, you're better, and you just, your time is better, right?

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