Hello, everyone, welcome back to a brand new episode of The Casual Grimmest.

As always, I'm your host Sine Wamsley, one of my writers in this case, Matthew.

Thank you, Matt, has written me a script, The Masquerade of Ron Ferrell, The Vampire Clan Murders.

Why haven't you triggered each other's blood?

Why do people like this?

Oh my god, okay, look, the format of the show, if you're new here, I've never read this before.

Matt's written it for me, I'm gonna read it, we're gonna explore it together, dear listener,

or viewer for a YouTube, hello there.

Yes, this show also goes out on YouTube, you're welcome, if you wanna look at my face.

And some graphics that are wonderful editor ads.

Let's jump into it, shall we?

Simon, dearest audience, I bid you welcome.

Let's talk about vampires.

From the legitimate fear of people in the past,

that their loved ones might rise from the grave to suck their blood,

to the beloved icons of the modern day,

the Nosferatu have had quite the roller coaster with their reputation.

Yeah, this is crazy in the past, like people thought vampires were real.

Because it was the past.

I'm sure the subbibili think vampires are real today,

who are like super edgy teenagers or something.

You guys watch that Buffy the Vampire Slayer show when you were kids,

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