Rob Feeds The Seals
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Our question, person, place, or a thing? |
| 0:01.6 | What have you given a nickname 2 and Y? 206,803 Rock. Looking at the YouTube feed here, and it says that we always had named for our cars growing up. The blue station wagon was Nelly, like, whoa, Nelly. A maroon station wagon, think James Bond was named Cherry, Black Cherry. But my favorite is, my ex. She had the notion that she didn't sweat or smell, so she would only shower once a week. |
| 0:22.9 | I ended up nicknaming her the yeast Yetty after we broke up. |
| 0:26.6 | Damn. |
| 0:29.0 | Hello, Rob. |
| 0:30.2 | Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:32.7 | Hola, bitchola. |
| 0:33.8 | See, Hots. |
| 0:34.6 | Ola, ha. |
| 0:37.4 | All right, I got one of you guys to get a kick out of here. About five years ago, we were doing some fishing a little area called Hoosport out by Shelton. We were catching a pink salmon. You know, they come in every couple of years, and they come in about just millions. I mean, a blind man can catch these fish. But anyway, I had one out there. |
| 0:55.1 | I'm about four feet in water. |
| 0:56.5 | I got one on my stringer. |
| 1:13.6 | And my buddy is fishing next to me. We're going to fish and having a good time. And all of a sudden he just kind of looks down and goes, what in the hell is that in front? I look down. a actual seal had swam in quietly enough to where I had enough to look down, it turned its head, open its mouth to bite this fish I had in the stringer. |
| 1:17.9 | I kicked it in the head. |
| 1:19.1 | It went one way. |
| 1:20.5 | I went the other way. |
| 1:21.4 | I went the other way. |
| 1:23.9 | That's it? |
| 1:24.8 | That's your nickname, seal bait. |
| 1:27.2 | Is it still seal bait? It is still seal bait. It it that's your nickname seal bait is it still seal bait it is still seal bait around |
| 1:31.5 | all my buddies who we go fishing when i came out of water there were people up but this is the hatchery |
| 1:36.5 | they're watching and a game warden came up and he goes let me guess you almost got bit by a seal |
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