You're right mate?

Oh no, my boiler's nackered.

Do you know any plumbers?

Yeah, I do, yeah.

You know Danny?

Well, he lives next-naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a

bloke called Gary.

All right.

Is he a plumber?

No, he's not, no, but he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman.

Debbie I think she's called, well she gets her air cooked with sand.

Don't worry, you already know somebody who fixes boilers, British gas, and you don't even have to be

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So is he a plumber?

Technically not, but he's got a van.

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