Roasting Your Dating Profiles! | Dropouts Podcast

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4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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What's up party people! This week we're bringing back one of our favorite segments that we've done where we go through some of your dating profiles and roast the hell out of them! And we don't hold back... BUT in a twist we're also going to be roasting our own! So stay tuned to see who gets put in the hot seat first.

That's not all that we have for you this episode though! We've got the bickering you know and love, we've got tests of strength, we talk about some of our firsts, and we might even spill some secrets...

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0:23.3	like you sign up for your one dollar a month trial at shopify.com slash setup we're gonna roast
0:30.9	some of our viewers dating profiles these are viewers yeah they sent them in and we're a lot of
0:36.6	i mean we're being honest on this thing.
0:38.3	Like, a lot of people are gonna try to pull the punches.
0:39.3	Like, oh my God.
0:40.3	We're gonna tell you what's good or what's bad.
0:42.3	Okay, first off, dude, uh, hate it so far.
0:45.3	Yeah, you can't see yourself in the first one.
0:48.3	The second one makes me want to throw myself off a bridge. Long term, open a short. No, she's just trying to get banged.
0:55.1	That's what that means, right?
0:56.1	Well, I think the opposite.
0:57.8	No, no, I think screaming hookup is figuring out my dating goals.
1:02.1	That screams threesome.
1:03.9	No.
1:04.5	Yes.
1:04.9	A little bit.
1:05.4	That's what she has.
1:06.4	I don't like this one.
1:08.4	It's bad lighting.
1:09.5	It's bad lighting. It's bad lighting. Y'all read into photos a little too much.
1:12.6	Yeah, get rid of it.
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